Neepose

Pronounced [Nee-pohz] verb. Neeposed, Neeposing. 

To assume a particular attitude, or stance, relating to knees, especially with the hope of impressing others.

Pandslyz

Pronounced [Pand-slyahyz] noun. Pandslyzed, Pandslyzing.

An outfit originally used by criminals as a disguise to aid escape, but now used throughout the animal kingdom and is popular at parties and theme parks. The costume comes with a reputation of being able to transform anyone into a panda. Regrettably, this is not always the case...

Sessity

Pronounced [Sess-it-ee] verb. Sessitize, Sessitising, Sessitised. adjective. Sessities pl.

A word used to describe an essential tool needed to carry out an dangerous and risky activity. Derived from the word 'necessity', this abbreviated form is only used when one has little time to fit in the extra syllable because they are having to concentrate so very hard.

Bedlar

Pronounced [bed - lar]

A type of lecturn designed for use in bed. Deployed when the reader has been in bed for so long the neck begins to ache.

Compoti

Pronounced [comm - pot - ee] noun.

Decaying vegetable matter which is thrown like confetti to humiliate people. Very popular in medieval times alongside stocks, compoti is now experiencing a renaissance in crime prevention all over the UK. This is in the form of a new punishment system whereby the prosecuted have so much compoti thrown at them, they become composted.

Galinini

Pronounced [Gal - i – ni - ni] adverb, adjective

To sing A Cappella
Galinini is the extended dramatic modern A Cappella way of singing, usually in a close four-part harmony and nearly always in B-flat major and is completely different to the Renaissance polyphony and Baroque concertato style of a cappello singing.
First adopted by the popular band Queen for their rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody where such immortal words as "Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandango?" were sung in this way.

Herstspe

Pronounced [Hurs - step - pee] noun.

A formidable and invisible Greek God who rides in the back of hurses. And is incharge of taking the last bits of a soul into their next step. This next step can vary, depending on what the soul in question wanted these steps to be. No one knows what he looks like, but it is thought that he is shaped like a box, that his eyes are like red lazers and that he smells of lily pollen.

Anplier

Pronounced [an - ply - er] noun

A word for a single plier, this small anti pincer with long jaws, originally used for bending wire, holding small objects, etc. now defunct but often kept for reasons unknown.

Bordello

Pronounced [bawr - del - oh] noun

A small cradle on casters used by the Bordelais - She placed her daughter in a bordello

Graphicu

Pronounced [Graf-ik-oo]. noun.

An error in a very complicated graphical drawing that is only spotted, or made, near to its completion. Can lead to symptoms of stress for the draughtsman and the loss of the will to live.

Winglati

Pronounced [Wing-latty] noun.

A chick with a high IQ and is really too clever for its own good.

Cosses

Pronounced [Coze-zees] noun.

The little things in life that leave one feeling happy, loved and fulfilled.

Slugsma

Pronounced [Sluggz-ma] noun. verb. adjective. Slugsmaticsed

To have a very bad nights sleep, leaving one feeling groggy and slow in the morning.

Essodess

Pronounced [Esso-dess] noun. adjective. verb. Essodessed, Essodessing, Essodess

A building caked in satellite dishes, or the act of decorating ones house with satellite dishes until it looks ridiculous.

Deptesif

Pronounced [ Dep - tes - if ] noun

An advanced, highly calibrated instrument, invented by Hipparchus, to measure the apparent diameter of the full moon. Still used today by NASA.

Lunnua

Pronounced [Lunn-oo-err] noun.

An expensive and rare cheese which is found under the moons surface and can be mined using a special three-legged device as shown (above). Protective clothing must be worn at all times incase of inhalation, as Lunnua is a smelly cheese.

n.b. Not to be confused with 'lunular' - a word from the 16th Century used to describe something crescent shaped.

Preepo

Pronounced [Pree - po ] verb

To emit a sound to match or accentuate a moment, movement or occasion, eg: say cheese.

Webdew

Pronounced [web-dwu] noun.

Moisture which has condensed from the atmosphere and deposited itself in the form of small drops on spiderwebs. Known to cause famine and depression in spiders.

Stalized

Pronounced [Stal-lahyz] verb. adj. Stalize, Stalizing, Stalized.

To wash something that shouldn't be washed. The results of stalization is to ruin, or to completely destroy, the item that you were intending to clean. To avoid stalization, always read the label.

Wileg

Pronounced [Why-leg] noun.

A unique model of bicycle made for people with exceptionally long legs.