Nonat

Pronounced [No-nat] noun. Nonat, Nonats

Creatures that live on the surface of a television screen and do not like to be touched. If left for a long enough period, they reproduce and create small communities which have the organisational power to destruct. They are invisible to the naked eye, but their angry presence can be felt when someone touches a television screen. They have been known to confuse and upset children with great affect.