Pronounced [Sigh-neyv] noun.
The static energy that surrounds aircraft after long distance flights. The energy field is known to become so powerful, that all sorts of objects can stick to the craft while it is in the air. Once in the energy field, it is very difficult to get out of it. Engineers are currently working on a solution to this problem.
Goodness...... you've solved another mystery or two:
ReplyDelete1) That of how small birds manage to migrate enormous distances, they simply become part of the Synave swarm!
2)The other mystery you have solved is that of the pesky habits of the West Coast Sandfly. These little blighters orbit artist's heads in vast numbers as the poor artist attempts to paint pictures of some of New Zealand's finest countryside. It is clear to me now that the massive amount of cerebral activity going on in the creative mind builds a Synavic field around the head, and the sandflies are caught in its vortex! The fact that they make landfall on the skin from time to time, and refresh themselves on the artist's blood, is not due to any malice on their part, but merely because they have run out of puff whilst Synavically snared, and need refueling.
PS "Imsoli" is the WV for this.
Must be why big birds don't migrate - they weigh too much to get sucked into the synave. Mind you, now we have those rather large double decker planes they may be able to 'hitch' a ride... Emu's in Paris?! Watch this space.
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