Pronounced [Gost-ees] noun.

Name given to a group of particularly vicious ghosts. They pretend that they are just bedlinen, but that's how they get away with it. Best way of exterminating all gosties is to dry linen on washing lines firmly fixing with as many pegs as possible. If you see anything like the above you must report it to Supernatural Intellegance (SI5).


  1. That is really funny Jessie, it has started the day of very well for both Kirstie and me.

  2. Gosties are a real curse at wet times of the year, as hanging the linen on washing lines usually fails to kill them, but just makes them ill and bad tempered. A line full of sneezing Gosties is a most unpleasent sight.

    PS, ditam is the WV for this