Pronounced [comm - pot - ee] noun.
Decaying vegetable matter which is thrown like confetti to humiliate people. Very popular in medieval times alongside stocks, compoti is now experiencing a renaissance in crime prevention all over the UK. This is in the form of a new punishment system whereby the prosecuted have so much compoti thrown at them, they become composted.
Good word Jess, they will be selling the compost off at the Civic Centre next!
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