Pronounced [comm - pot - ee] noun.

Decaying vegetable matter which is thrown like confetti to humiliate people. Very popular in medieval times alongside stocks, compoti is now experiencing a renaissance in crime prevention all over the UK. This is in the form of a new punishment system whereby the prosecuted have so much compoti thrown at them, they become composted.

1 comment:

  1. Good word Jess, they will be selling the compost off at the Civic Centre next!