Showing posts with label Wuribink. Show all posts
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Wuribink

Pronounced [Wur-ee-bingk] verb. Wuribink, Wuribinking, Wuribinked

The action of closing your eyes and then pressing on them too hard with your fingers. The appearance of bright colours while the eyes are closed is a good indicator that one is wuribinking. Although this action has been ill advised, it has become a ritual in offices, and is directly related to the increase of computers since the 1990s. Best method to prevent wuribink, and therefore avoid the damage that it may be causing, is to wear a good set of false eyelashes.