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Gosties

Pronounced [Gost-ees] noun.


Name given to a group of particularly vicious ghosts. They pretend that they are just bedlinen, but that's how they get away with it. Best way of exterminating all gosties is to dry linen on washing lines firmly fixing with as many pegs as possible. If you see anything like the above you must report it to Supernatural Intellegance (SI5).